Religious Joke from my Mama
by Allison
From time to time, my mom sends me some cute jokes. I awoke this morning to find this in my inbox:
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, “If I Had all the beer in the world, I’d
take it and pour it into the river.”
With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, “And if I had
all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”
Sermon complete, he sat down. The choir leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, “Shall We Gather at the River.”
:-p Thanks, Mom!
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